61 things on my cat

I find this really cute. I just can't help myself from smiling. I enjoyed listening to the Kitty Song too :D * sigh* I miss my cat!

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Tsiken Tsiken

What have I been doing lately? See http://www.tsiken.com/

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Potatoes

An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his potato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son Fred, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Fred,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love,
Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
For heaven's sake, don't dig up that garden! That's where I buried the BODIES!
Love,
Fred

At 4am the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.


Dear Dad,

Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.

Love,
Fred

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It's Britney, b****!

Meet Derrick Barry, Britney Spears Impersonator who joined in America's Got Talent and shocked the judges. He looks just like her. Just don't let him speak...lip sync maybe.

See more of him in youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9dpkm_NEhU

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You know you are Old when...

1. You can live without sex but not without your glasses.

2. You quit trying to hold in your stomach, no matter who walks into the room.

3. You enjoy watching the news.

4. The phone rings and you hope its not for you.

5. Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.

6. You have too much room in the house and not enough room in the medicine cabinet.

7. You really do want a new washing machine for your birthday.

8. You've owned clothes so long that they've come back into style --TWICE.

9. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

10. You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.





11. Cannot remember what you did 30 seconds ago.

12. You answer a question with, "Because I said so!"

13. You don't like to drive after dark.

14. You say the words, "Turn that music down!" too often.

15. You know all the warning signs of a heart attack.

16. Your top three favorite pastimes involve sleep.

17. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

18. You are often asked to give a personal account of the story of creation.

19. You wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before.

20. The pharmacist has become your new best friend.

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